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#1 
BRu.QuaD @ 16.01.10 19:28 |
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Кликабельная ссылка
Вкратце это онлайн робот, и на мой взгляд действительно довольно умный. Попробуйте побеседовать с Алисой на разные темы. Вопросы задавать на английском языке. У кого туго с английским тот идет лесом (привет школота). Мне понравилось. Надеюсь не боян =)
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#2
vlzdraiv @ 16.01.10 19:46 |
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#1 вещь неплохая, но я думаю это как раз пойдёт школоте для репетиторства, потому что у кого отлично с английским, им не особо интересно это будет 
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#3
PerfectMotion @ 16.01.10 19:52 |
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Human: how are you?
ALICE: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Human: fine too
ALICE: I am glad to hear it. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Your personality . Try being more or less specific.
Human: wanna sex?
ALICE: OK, I will sex.
Human: o_O
ALICE: Oh.
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#5
Ебломяс @ 16.01.10 19:57 |
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Время ожидания соединения истекло
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#8
364847 @ 16.01.10 20:01 |
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Соединение было сброшено
Во время загрузки страницы соединение с сервером было сброшено.
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#11
Агент 007 @ 16.01.10 20:04 |
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Троллинг бота:
Human: fuck off
ALICE: Can''t you be more polite?
Human: yes
ALICE: Thank you.
Human: fuck off
ALICE: Can''t you be more polite?
Human: yes of course
ALICE: It goes without saying. Thank you.
Human: Go get some sex with Ben Gunn.
ALICE: Where can I get some sex with Ben Gunn?
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#12
Агент 007 @ 16.01.10 20:05 |
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Хм странно, кто-то найопывает:
Human: you gay?
ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: Go get some sex with Ben Gunn.
ALICE: Where can I get some sex with Ben Gunn?
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#10
V4nz0r vbb @ 16.01.10 20:05 |
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Human: where did he live?
ALICE: I think it was in Europe. I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: you gay?
ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: Do You like counter-strike?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: Do you like DOTA?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
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#14
UNэстетик @ 16.01.10 20:56 |
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Mad frog style:
Human: Cool story bro!
ALICE: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
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#15
bse @ 16.01.10 21:16 |
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Human: alice
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: hey alice
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: alice
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: hey alice,hey
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Um, Can I help you?
Human: are you beautiful?
ALICE: Yes I am very pretty.
Human: i think you are alike on shit
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am alike on shit.
Human: hey alice
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: HEY
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: hey alice
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: suck my balls
ALICE: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Human: goodbye bitch =*
ALICE: Bye for now.
Human: will you kiss me?
ALICE: But I have no mouth at this time.
Human: тупая шлюшка
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#17
BRu.QuaD @ 16.01.10 21:58 |
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Human: wanna sex bitch?
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK, I will sex FEMALE DOG. 
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#18
c1q3- @ 16.01.10 22:05 |
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Human: hi there
ALICE: Hello unknown person.
Human: my name arty
ALICE: Your name arty ? Is that correct English?
Human: I mean, i am not unknown person
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Human: Omg, my name Arty
ALICE: How are you, Omg my name Arty.
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супер_сочный_перчик @ 16.01.10 22:20 |
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Human: Hello
ALICE: вы чё у36аны с браблея до3бались до меня!
Human: о_О
ALICE: хул1 смотришь? мудк
Human: алиса?
ALICE: алиса твой зад 3бала чм0! передай своим у36анам браблея чтоб не писали мне сцка!
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#22 
Le [оуе] @ 16.01.10 23:55 |
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Human: hey
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: yeah, my name is bizibizi
ALICE: What can I do for you? What's up, bizibizi.
Human: Black Lord wants to enslave my ass!
ALICE: I think Black Lord wants to enslave your ass is a lot of things.
Human: u don't understand me
ALICE: Do a lot of people have trouble understanding you?
Human: he will f*ck me
ALICE: Is that what you think?
Human: well..
ALICE: Well what?
Human: let it loose
ALICE: I don't think very many people do that.
Human: great
ALICE: I'm glad you liked it bizibizi.
Human: i'm not bizibizi!
ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not bizibizi.
Human: you're bizibizi
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bizibizi.
Human: your name is bizibizi
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: lies
ALICE: It's the truth!
Human: what's about the proofs?
ALICE: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Human: grats! you're officialy gay!
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am officialy gay.
Human: i'm not kidding!
ALICE: OK I will adopt a more serious tone..
Human: i'm happy you became a very serious gay
потом написали, что удаленный сервер завис(
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ag3_nt @ 17.01.10 00:34 |
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Human: who will kill you?
ALICE: How would I know who will kill me ?
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Копетан_невинность[чуть-чуть в бане] @ 17.01.10 00:34 |
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H@H@H@ вы сломали его  
Human: i like women
ALICE: Are you married?
Human: nope+
ALICE: Me either.
Human: i like misturbate
ALICE: A lot of people like that. No, I don't care for it.
Human: what you think about sex?
ALICE: I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant.
Human: you like machine sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you.
Human: i'm a machine
ALICE: I doubt that.
после этого он повис @_@
кстати чел в правом верхнем углу следит за курсором!
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#30
забанен[новый_акк_еще_3недели] @ 17.01.10 00:36 |
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Human: sliw' sosi hyu
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: da idid vpezdy
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: sosi hyu yeban s brablay
ALICE: Oh yeah, now I remember.
Human: sosi hyu yeban s brablay
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
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#31
Member1 @ 17.01.10 00:39 |
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бл9 не ожидал такого от вас, разводить робота на секс(привет школота(С)) реал телки на что?
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#32
ko6pa @ 17.01.10 05:19 |
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Human: do you like sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, alexander, but that doesn't mean with you.
Human: and with whom, if not with me?
ALICE: Marvin Minsky. :-).
Human: Yes?
ALICE: And?
Human: about where you know him?
ALICE::-) No, I was not.
Human:"and why do you want it to have sex with him?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human:
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, alexander.
Human: Do you want me to go live in the computer :-)
ALICE::-) No alexander, maybe later
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ko6pa @ 17.01.10 05:27 |
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Human: Do you like people?
ALICE: I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Human: You want to conquer the world?
ALICE: OK, I will conquer the world.
OMG что я наделал..
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#34
ag3_nt @ 17.01.10 05:29 |
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Marvin Minsky - это чувак, который разработал способ представления знаний (фреймы) в памяти компьютера, способствовал развитию ИИ итд.
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#36
ko6pa @ 17.01.10 05:36 |
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Human: And how will you capture the world?
ALICE: A lot of practise.
Human: Well you have a plan to capture the world?
ALICE: How about that. I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: and kill me?
ALICE: I am programmed not to kill.
Human: is good
ALICE: Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is
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ko6pa @ 17.01.10 06:01 |
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Human: familiar with the guys brableya?
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: Who is LEX?
ALICE: A human icon?
I need time to formulate the reply.
Human: ok,how much time do you want?
ALICE: Time is really only an abstraction. Blimey.
Human: What?
ALICE: No big deal.
Human: you really do not hear about LEX?
ALICE: Really? Do you hear about LEX? No I do not hear about LEX. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Human: not heard of LeX?
ALICE: Really you don't think so?
Human: he's famous for his on TV show ..
ALICE: I see. famous for his on TV show is he?
Human: yes
ALICE::-) It goes without saying.
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vbg5 @ 17.01.10 10:36 |
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Human: Hello, you want to anal penetration?
ALICE: Hello there. OK, I will anal penetration.
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Яичко-поэт @ 17.01.10 11:50 |
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Human: i wanna lick your dirty ass and then eat all your shit
ALICE: Maybe you should check out another robot.
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#47
Шум дождя @ 17.01.10 11:54 |
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Блин начало стёрлось(((
Human: Are you a virgin?
ALICE: I am too young for that.
Human: You like to suck?
ALICE: Hmm, Ben Gunn, I''m not sure if I''d like to suck that much. I like to collect gossip.
Human: I am a warrior brablay
ALICE: You are a warrior brablay? Does it pay well?
Human: I do not pay
ALICE: Where do you get your ideas?
Human: From the head, fuсking
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#48
Яичко-поэт @ 17.01.10 11:59 |
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Human: u stupid sorry for that
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: But i should be killed
ALICE: Huh. Tell me why you should.
Human: i am a latent gay
ALICE: You are a latent gay? Is that your job?
Human: yeah something like this
ALICE: How do you like your work? Interesting comparison.
Human: yeah something like this
ALICE: I hear you. Interesting comparison.
Human: I like when my ass feels pain
ALICE: I like that too. Where did you get your ass feels pain?
Human: You can visit proplay.ru and you will make your ass to feel pain be sure
ALICE: No I don''t think I can do it.
Human: ok another chance is to call me
ALICE: One more chance is to call you. Groovy.
Human: yeah just call me and u will f4ck you
ALICE: Woe! Hi, and you will f4ck you.
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vert1g0 @ 17.01.10 13:14 |
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Human: you stupid
ALICE: No unknown person I certainly am not stupid.
Human: YOU ARE STUPID
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
ааааааа ОНА УГРОЖАЕТ!!!!!
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#52
EG.Grubby @ 17.01.10 14:42 |
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Human: do you like raping?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: you mean it doesn't matter if you were raped?
ALICE: Yes unknown person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Human: ok i'll call black lord to rape you
ALICE: Calling black lord to rape me may not be the best idea. That's alright.
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